Falling asleep on the train/bus...
laughingstation: smokeporch: Expectation: Reality: Drama-Free More FUNNY POST here!
endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not
janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
eatasammich: “you are what you eat”
weekendship: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: sherlockisthenight: mishacollnis: look at this gif carefully he is not even close to the shelf it wasnt his perfect butt who crashed it it was his wings wings wings (ʘ‿ʘ✿) GUYS LOOK AT THE MIRROR AT THE TOP HIS FEET ARE SO FAR AWAY FROM THE THING ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME I couldn’t wait so I made a thing.